Krimper Cafe

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As a highly reviewed and talked about cafe, initially my partner and I were ecstatic to try the instagram-able food. We ordered 2 coffees, chips and 2 mains. The coffees were timely albeit a bit cold, but the most shocking factor was the quality of the food.

After waiting 35 minutes, the chips came followed by the mains 10 minutes later. Interestingly throughout the wait time, the chefs were laughing and drinking and just doing anything but making food. The big brekkie plate was disgustingly cardboard-tasting along with the fact that both dishes were COLD and INEDIBLE. The eggs benedict were colder than the chips served to us 10 minutes earlier. Making this known to the manager , they gave us a brownie as consolation which did little as our appetite was soiled. We asked them to re heat our food only for both dishes to become more soggy and hard.

This place genuinely feels like a scam especially considering we paid ~$80 and an hour of our time just to be receive low quality food and service. Do not come here if you want edible food at a reasonable time :/

1 out of 5 stars